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quotes[0] = "If you want a place in the sun, you\'ve got to put up with a few blisters.";
authors[0] = "Abigail Van Buren";
quotes[1] = "The only limits are, as always, those of vision.";
authors[1] = "James Broughton";
quotes[2] = "If you see a bandwagon, it\'s too late.";
authors[2] = "Sir James Goldsmith";
quotes[3] = "I wash everything in the gentle cycle. It\'s much more humane";
authors[3] = "Unknown";
quotes[4] = "In three words I can sum up everything I\'ve learned about life. It goes on.";
authors[4] = "Robert Frost";
quotes[5] = "There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to see, yet small enough to solve.";
authors[5] = "Mike Leavitt";
quotes[6] = "Everything comes to those who hustle while he waits.";
authors[6] = "Thomas A. Edison";
quotes[7] = "Accept that some days you\'re the pigeon, and some days you\'re the statue.";
authors[7] = "Roger C. Anderson";
quotes[8] = "Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.";
authors[8] = "B.C. Forbes";
quotes[9] = "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.";
authors[9] = "Alexander Woollcott";
quotes[10] = "To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.";
authors[10] = "Robert Copeland";
quotes[11] = "A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.";
authors[11] = "Arnold H. Glasgow";
quotes[12] = "Everybody should believe in something; I believe I\'ll have another drink.";
authors[12] = "Unknown";
quotes[13] = "The absolute fundamental aim is to make money out of satisfying customers.";
authors[13] = "Sir John Egan";
quotes[14] = "Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.";
authors[14] = "Andy Warhol";
quotes[15] = "I wear my wife\'s eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way.";
authors[15] = "Jayson Feinburg";
quotes[16] = "The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.";
authors[16] = "Sam Ewing";
quotes[17] = "Good friends are good for your health.";
authors[17] = "Irwin Sarason";
quotes[18] = "Wealth is something you acquire so you can share it, not keep it.";
authors[18] = "LaDonna Harris";
quotes[19] = "Without music, life is a journey through a desert.";
authors[19] = "Pat Conroy";
quotes[20] = "Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.";
authors[20] = "H. Jackson Brown Jr.";
quotes[21] = "Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.";
authors[21] = "Laurence J. Peter";
quotes[22] = "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.";
authors[22] = "Gen. George Patton";
quotes[23] = "The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.";
authors[23] = "Japanese proverb";
quotes[24] = "The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift.";
authors[24] = "Pierre Corneille";
quotes[25] = "If only God would give me a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.";
authors[25] = "Woody Allen";
quotes[26] = "If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today.";
authors[26] = "E. Joseph Cossman";
quotes[27] = "Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.";
authors[27] = "A.A. Latimer";
quotes[28] = "Knowledge is gained by learning; trust by doubt; skill by practice; and love by love.";
authors[28] = "Thomas Szasz";
quotes[29] = "If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.";
authors[29] = "Michael S. Traylor";
quotes[30] = "Two important things are to have a geniune interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I\'ve discovered, is everything.";
authors[30] = "Isaac Bashevis Singer";
quotes[31] = "Once you get people laughing, they\'re listening and you can tell them almost anything.";
authors[31] = "Herb Gardner";
quotes[32] = "I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.";
authors[32] = "Lou Holtz";
quotes[33] = "Learn a new language and get a new soul.";
authors[33] = "Czech proverb";
quotes[34] = "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.";
authors[34] = "Joan Rivers";
quotes[35] = "A man\'s greatest strength develops at the point where he overcomes his greatest weakness.";
authors[35] = "Elmer G. Letterman";
quotes[36] = "It\'s hard to detect good luck – it looks so much like something you\'ve earned.";
authors[36] = "Fred A. Clark";
quotes[37] = "Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.";
authors[37] = "Charles Osgood";
quotes[38] = "Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.";
authors[38] = "Elbert Hubbard";
quotes[39] = "There\'s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there\'s a repair job to be done around the house.";
authors[39] = "Joe Ryan";
quotes[40] = "The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.";
authors[40] = "Paul Dean";
quotes[41] = "The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night\'s sleep.";
authors[41] = "E. Joseph Cossman";
quotes[42] = "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.";
authors[42] = "Mae West";
quotes[43] = "Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.";
authors[43] = "Cullen Hightower";
quotes[44] = "What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.";
authors[44] = "Pearl Bailey";
quotes[45] = "A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.";
authors[45] = "William Arthur Ward";
quotes[46] = "If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.";
authors[46] = "Helen Castle";
quotes[47] = "If you want to truly understand something, try to change it.";
authors[47] = "Kurt Lewis";
quotes[48] = "A stumble may prevent a fall.";
authors[48] = "English proverb";
quotes[49] = "The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.";
authors[49] = "Martina Navratilova";
quotes[50] = "Whoever says that money can\'t buy you happiness doesn\'t know where to shop.";
authors[50] = "Telegraph Magazine";
quotes[51] = "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.";
authors[51] = "Woody Allen";
quotes[52] = "The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.";
authors[52] = "Arthur Koestler";
quotes[53] = "Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.";
authors[53] = "Walter Elliott";
quotes[54] = "The world is your playground. Why aren\'t you playing?";
authors[54] = "Ellie Katz";
quotes[55] = "Goals are dreams with deadlines.";
authors[55] = "Diana Scharf Hunt";
quotes[56] = "I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.";
authors[56] = "Woodrow Wilson";
quotes[57] = "Go the extra mile. It\'s never crowded.";
authors[57] = "Executive Speedwriter Newsletter";
quotes[58] = "When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.";
authors[58] = "William Arthur Ward";
quotes[59] = "Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.";
authors[59] = "Robert Brault";
quotes[60] = "Happiness us a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.";
authors[60] = "Robert Orben";
quotes[61] = "It\'s easy to get good players. Gettin\' \'em to play together, that\'s the hard part.";
authors[61] = "Casey Stengel";
quotes[62] = "A good plan executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.";
authors[62] = "George S. Patton";
quotes[63] = "... skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.";
authors[63] = "Wayne Gretzky";
quotes[64] = "I\'m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.";
authors[64] = "Mark Twain";
quotes[65] = "When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for the estimate.";
authors[65] = "Phyllis Diller";
quotes[66] = "In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.";
authors[66] = "Andy Warhol";
quotes[67] = "There is more to life than increasing its speed.";
authors[67] = "Mohandas K. Gandhi";
quotes[68] = "April prepares her green traffic light, and the world thinks GO!";
authors[68] = "Christopher Morley";
quotes[69] = "A clown is the like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.";
authors[69] = "Groucho Marx";
quotes[70] = "Start every day with a smile and get it over with.";
authors[70] = "W.C. Fields";
quotes[71] = "Never ruin an apology with an excuse.";
authors[71] = "Kimberly Johnson";
quotes[72] = "The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.";
authors[72] = "Sam Levenson";
quotes[73] = "It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.";
authors[73] = "James Thurber";
quotes[74] = "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.";
authors[74] = "Jerry Seinfeld";
quotes[75] = "My interest is in the future ... because I\'m going to spend the rest of my life there.";
authors[75] = "Charles Ketterling";
quotes[76] = "You never know when you\'re making a memory.";
authors[76] = "Rickie Lee Jones";
quotes[77] = "A genius is a talented person who does his homework.";
authors[77] = "Thomas Edison";
quotes[78] = "It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.";
authors[78] = "Erma Bombeck";
quotes[79] = "When I was a kid my parents moved a lot – but I always found them.";
authors[79] = "Rodney Dangerfield";
quotes[80] = "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations writers.";
authors[80] = "Daniel J. Boorstin";
quotes[81] = "Happiness is good health and a bad memory.";
authors[81] = "Ingrid Bergman";
quotes[82] = "Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.";
authors[82] = "James Matthew Barrie";
quotes[83] = "Today\'s greatest labor-saving device is tomorrow.";
authors[83] = "Tom Wilson";
quotes[84] = "It\'s not whether you get knocked down. It\'s whether you get up again.";
authors[84] = "Vince Lombardi";
quotes[85] = "The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear.";
authors[85] = "Maya Angelou";
quotes[86] = "Too much of a good thing is wonderful.";
authors[86] = "Mae West";
quotes[87] = "Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.";
authors[87] = "Woodrow Wilson";
quotes[88] = "Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.";
authors[88] = "Dan Bennett";
quotes[89] = "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.";
authors[89] = "Jim Fiebig";
quotes[90] = "I can live for two months on a good compliment.";
authors[90] = "Mark Twain";
quotes[91] = "Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently.";
authors[91] = "Henry Ford";
quotes[92] = "The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn\'t being said.";
authors[92] = "Peter F. Drucker";
quotes[93] = "A man who doesn\'t stand for something will fall for anything.";
authors[93] = "Peter Marshall";
quotes[94] = "We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.";
authors[94] = "W.A. Nance";
quotes[95] = "Imagination is the true magic carpet.";
authors[95] = "Norman Vincent Peale.";
quotes[96] = "The moment may be temporary, but the memory is forever.";
authors[96] = "Bud Meyer";
quotes[97] = "A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they\'re not so good, and symathizes with your problems when they\'re not so bad.";
authors[97] = "Arnold H. Glasow";
quotes[98] = "The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.";
authors[98] = "Hada Bejar";
quotes[99] = "Top cats often begin as underdogs.";
authors[99] = "Bernard Meltzer";
quotes[100] = "One thought driven home is better than three left on base.";
authors[100] = "James Liter";
quotes[101] = "Just when you think you\'ve graduated from the school of experience, someone thinks up a new course.";
authors[101] = "Mary H. Waldrip";
quotes[102] = "Change starts when someone sees the next step.";
authors[102] = "William Drayton";
quotes[103] = "Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.";
authors[103] = "Claude Pepper";
quotes[104] = "To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will.";
authors[104] = "Sugar Ray Robinson";
quotes[105] = "Your expression is the most important thing you can wear.";
authors[105] = "Sid Ascher";
quotes[106] = "Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind.";
authors[106] = "Eric Hoffer";
quotes[107] = "Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what\'s wrong with it.";
authors[107] = "Unknown";
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